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Chris Gurton Age 35
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Stance
Goofy
Lives
Elanora
Alias:
gurto, gaffer grunto, Sleek d elite
One of
the best trips I,ve been on. Beautiful scenery, filthy waves, good skipper
& cook great food, excellent stuff. |
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Greg
Burns Age 27
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Stance:
Natural
Lives:
Kingscliff
Alias:
Burnsy, grommet, Team anal 2
1st boat trip, it was a memorable
trip. Had a good crew-funny bastards. Had some good waves,perfect
reef breaks. After good waves during the day we would park the boat
out the wind behind the mountains and settle down to many beers and
laughs. Every day we were somewhere different enjoying different scenery.
The water was crystal clear the whole time. We had a good snorkel checking
out the coral and the fish, it was sick. The trip goes too quick and
before you know it your heading home. |
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Lloyd Taylor Age 36
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Stance:
Natural
Lives:
long reef
Alias:
hobbit, moof, Dildo Fagend
Excellent waves, funniest bunch of wankers I,ve
had the privilege of traveling with. all-round excellent trip. I shall
return.
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Rob Griffith Age:43
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Stance:
kneelo (praise the lord)
Lives:
Sydney
Alias:
Ron Jeremy, John Bonham
Highlights
too many to mention… here’s to weed wacking and sliding down a hill on
a cardboard carton.. best bunch of blokes I have ever met
(sic fucks). More aches and pains than any geriatrics my age… I
reckon when Kneelos, beer guts and curly mullets come back in fashion
I’m gunna lead the pack
“Rape, pillage and plunder - Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!’
Favourite on board past time: Being Ron Jeremy |
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Martin Duyker Age 40
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Stance:
Natural
Lives:
Woombah
Alias:
Dyksy,dick van dildo, Team vag 2.
It all
began when we stumbled across class French XXX in the motel. Fortunately
Huey in a quest to clean NC of the gutterswine mob from Oz, poured on the
class. Hell waves, as good as it gets. I’m sure things will get back to
normal after psychiatric care
Favourite
on board past time: Comparing nose and schlong sizes with Gaffer. Its not
true what they say |
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Mark Trevena Age: 36
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Stance:Goofy
Lives:
Collaroy Plateau
Alias:
pee wee bagans / Beaker
Excellent
surf and no crowds.. better than the Maldives, a shame there was so much
man loving on board… what a bunch of sickos!! I wish everyone had a chin
like mine. |
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Colin Zammit Age 41
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Stance:
Natural
Lives:
South Curl Curl
Alias:
Zam / One armed bandito
Thought I’d pull the
sympathy vote and pull out the ‘Christopher Skase – let me have all
the waves coz I fucked me shoulder act’ fooled half the knob jockeys
too!
Favourite on board
past time: continuously clutching and rubbing my flaccid body parts in
vain hope of a response. |
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Surf New
Caledonia
